You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
