I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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