I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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