Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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