Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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