Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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