You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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