we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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