singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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