The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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