Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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