i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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