Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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