Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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