I wish my penis had an off switch
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
How does one acquire holy water?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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