Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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