Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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