He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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