he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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