And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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