I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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