Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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