North Korea, Best Korea!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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