He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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