Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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