After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think i peed on brittanys purse
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Randomize
