its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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