Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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