Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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