i just google imaged poop.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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