My hand turned me down
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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