I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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