Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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