please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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