The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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