There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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