no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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