its not stalking. its research.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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