I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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