Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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