he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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