what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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