So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
