He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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