I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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