Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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