My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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