naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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