White coat. Heels.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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