fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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