Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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