Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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