butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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